Like most parents, King liked amusing his children, so he wrote this short story that included all the members of their family (at the time). The wicked witch gave the 4 members of the King family magic cookies, but they had dire consequences - Stephen could only write the word banana, Tabitha's hands turned into milk bottles, and the 2 children cried all the time.

With the help of a prince on which witch Hazel had cast a spell, the Kings take their revenge in the form of a cookie containing 300 year old baked beans. When ingested, the witch developed a serious case of wind!